My New and Improved Site!

Hey everyone!

Please check out my blog at www.laughingduckbutt.comI have transferred most of my content from here to Laughing Duckbutt! If you are a community member please don’t forget to join my new blog!! See ya there!

New and Improved!

Hey everyone please check out my blog at www.laughingduckbutt.comI have transferred most of my content from here to Laughing Duckbutt! If you are a community member please don’t forget to join my new blog!! See ya there!

365 R.I.P!

So I found out from wordpress that I can no longer have my auction here. What a bummer! So now I have to change my blog around a bit. Don’t worry I will still post as usual and ain’t going anywhere. I hope you continue to visit my blog!!

Get a Free Drink or Make Some Money!

This is a cool proposition bet that you can do at a bar or a party! I have done it many times and saved lots of money on free drinks! I promise it fools everyone! Hope you enjoy it and get a lot of free drinks! =)

The Coolest Tattoo!

One of my good friends recently got the coolest tattoo. She is one bold babe and I think it’s very creative. What do u think?

Discrimination at the pedicure shop!

A lady is suing a pedicure shop for not allowing her to get a pedicure at their shop. She said that if anyone really needed a pedicure it was her. She is suing for an undisclosed amount. She stated that she was hurt by their refusal to give her a pedicure and was very embarrassed. Would you have turned her away if you owned a pedicure shop?

Discrimination

10 Free Pick Up Lines

I know many of you have gone out and have used a pick up line before or if your a lady had a guy try one on you. Today I thought I would give you some free pick-up lines at no charge! Next time you go out to the clubs or to your local bar you will be fully prepared to bust a move on the ladies. CAUTION:  Don’t blame me if you try and use these PICK UP lines and you get rejected or if she just laughs at you and holds up a L sign on her forehead!! 

1) I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

2) Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

3) Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

4) Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

5) If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

6) I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

7) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

8) Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

9) You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

10) Can I read your T shirt in brail?

BONUS LINE: Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue.
I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

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