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A lady is suing a pedicure shop for not allowing her to get a pedicure at their shop. She said that if anyone really needed a pedicure it was her. She is suing for an undisclosed amount. She stated that she was hurt by their refusal to give her a pedicure and was very embarrassed. Would you have turned her away if you owned a pedicure shop?
I know many of you have gone out and have used a pick up line before or if your a lady had a guy try one on you. Today I thought I would give you some free pick-up lines at no charge! Next time you go out to the clubs or to your local bar you will be fully prepared to bust a move on the ladies. CAUTION: Don’t blame me if you try and use these PICK UP lines and you get rejected or if she just laughs at you and holds up a L sign on her forehead!!
1) I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
2) Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
3) Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
4) Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
5) If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
6) I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
7) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
8) Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
9) You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
10) Can I read your T shirt in brail?
BONUS LINE: Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue.
I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!